Happy Birthday Alex Gay

Com os melhores cumprimentos e votos de um bom dia d'ânus, toma lá disto...tu mereces, pá!!!

Here we are, dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky's gone to my head

But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
If I were gay, you'd be my work of art
If I were gay, we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay, so get your hand off of my pants

It's not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean

But If I were gay, I would give you my soul
If I were gay, I would give you my (w)hole...being
If I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my b....hands

We never touched, we never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers!!!

(Special thanks to Stephen Lynch)